This Side of Borderline

(Inspired by this)
If you think that

god,
a "grand and unquenchable vibrating pulse of existence spanning all spheres and organisms and dimensions for all time everywhere,

gives a flying communion wafer over the fact

that you enjoy sodomy on Sunday mornings," ...

you are a raving narcissist

for whom I will thrust aside my usual nontheistic state
to enable a prayer for hell's existence.