Tuesday, June 2

Awkward moment #66 (porn star edition)

So, there's this porn star named Kagney Linn Karter; June 2009's Penthouse Pet. Good looking girl, but with shit for brains and a user of the phrase "fuck my butterfly!"; she has also been known to demand that people lick her "cupcake." Euphemisms are usually stupid, but this kind exceptionally so.

Today, I had a Kagney Linn Karter moment. Completely unintentional and not hot whatsoever.

Today, my SO, his parents, and I dined at Claim Jumpers.

While browsing the drink menu, I read a cocktail description that looked like it might suit me. Hoping it wouldn't be a tiny martini that would be gone in two sips, I asked the waiter:

"How big is your gummy bear?"

To which my SO muttered, "Small, compressible, pink and if things get too hot it gets a little gooey..."

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