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[Today, a mother/father duo rolls up to my register with their 4-year-old son seated in the cart]
4yo boy: I REMEMBER YOU!!!
Me: You do?  From where?
4yo: You were here!
Me: [to mother] When was the last time you folks were in here?
Mother: The day after Thanksgiving last year.
Me: [to boy] Oh!  So you remember me from Black Friday?  What a good memory you have!
4yo: I got a Xbox Kinect. [sic]
Me: Wow!  I wish I had one! What's your favorite game?
4yo: Lego Star Wars.  Iz fun!
Me: I bet it is!
4yo: I will show you how to play it!
Me: ....?
4yo: You can come over to my house and we can play!
Me: [flattered, but shocked to be asked out by a 4-year-old] I don't know about that...I'm busy working all the time!
4yo: When you are finished today, you can come over!
Me: [trying hard not to ROFL] Hmmm...
4yo: I'm 4 years old!
Me: Wow! You're such a big boy!  [to mother] This one's going to grow up to be a charmer...
Mother: [laughs] I know.
 
 
 
          
      
 
  
 
 
 
  
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